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The Ramblings of a Reluctant Civil Servant

Banking Humour.....
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My father just sent me the following jokes.

They're very good I thought I'd share them :

Uncertainty has now hit the Japanese banking industry. In the last seven days:

Origami bank has folded,

Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cuts some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was also announced that Karaoke Bank will go up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nose-dived . .

While the Samurai Bank is soldiering on after sharp cutbacks, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

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Latest news: The Isle of Dogs Bank has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.

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Q: What do you call five hedge fund managers at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start.......

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I talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me a cp[y outside Boots yesterday............

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Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?

A: The pigeon is still capable of leaving a deposit on a new Ferrari .........

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