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Fencing Sculptor's Diary

The Ramblings of a Reluctant Civil Servant

He's 'conk'd it....
me
fencingsculptor
I saw in the Metro tonight that celebrity plastic surgeon and husband of actress Natascha McElhone
, star of Californication, Dr Martin Kelly was found dead as a on his doorstep last night...

He was a famous rhinoplasty Surgeon...

Looks like he sniffed it then….!

Bless Me Father for I have sinned....
me
fencingsculptor
Bless Me Father for I have sinned....

It is a very long time since my last confession since when.....

I have spent the last 57 minutes drooling over (though not literally of course) a stunning young woman economist from northern Ireland, with an accent that would be a delight to listen to even if she were reading out a telephone directory, the greenest sparkly eyes I've seen in a ling time, with long brunette hair that fell off her shoulder and finished half way down her back and a figure that was entirely pleasing on the eye clad as it was, in a sleveless little black dress , tight white blouse and high heals.........

In my defence ......I'm only human and have been single for nearly nine years.

If you could see your way to redirecting the inevitable impending wrath elsewhere it would be much appreciated...

She was sooo lovely and I'm so unutterably rubbish at flirting...

How about some flirting tips instead of the wrath this time eh ?!