April 4th, 2008


Er,.....Excuse me…What’s so special about that?

The News story of a US man who is six months pregnant continues to make the headlines here as though is something special.

Ok, sure, it sounds out of the ordinary until you read a bit of the background and discover the bloke , Thomas Beatie, 34, hasn’t always been a male, and was previously a former Hawaiian beauty queen did in fact used to be a woman.

Until 10 years ago when she decided to become a he. She had breast surgery to remove his…er…her,…..lets go with it’s ‘Norks’ and flatten it’s chest but apparently decided not to do anything with it’s reproductive organs because it wanted to have a child one day.

So in fact it is actually a woman without breasts who takes testosterone and still has…you know woman’s bits….

Little wonder sticking a syringe full of sperm up there resulted in it getting preggers then eh ?

To quote the great Edmund Blackadder and Telemiester of course, “he looks like what he is: a dung ball in a dress.”


…I think , though I’m not entirely sure , I may have lost a couple of diversity points with this post……

It's not big and its NOT clever....

But this nearly very rude joke is quite funny.....

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often