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Fencing Sculptor's Diary

The Ramblings of a Reluctant Civil Servant

"Kill Them"..... The Armstrong and Miller Directive
This won't mean much to those who haven't seen the BBC sketch show....

We here in our Office have Issued the 'Armstrong and Miller Directive'

This basically involves one of us picking up the phone and appearing to issue the order "KILL THEM" in response to mention of any one of about a dozen policy officals, neigh 'monkey-shit-for-brains' employed by this, our great and wise Department.


I have pulled my Ministerial Submission three times now , twice today alone, as some of the the most overpaid and incompetent people I have ever had the misfortune of ever working with basically apply almost unimaginable level feckwittery and ineptitude to that transopires to make me look like a hoofing ***t.

I am about as close as I have ever come to actually 'lamping' someone.

...with a fire axe.

(no subject)
My Bourne Indentity CD doesn't appear to have Moby's Extreme Ways track on it.

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