August 20th, 2007

me

The Game’s Up Sonny!

As the saying goes, “All good things must come to an End”.

Caddyman recently recounted the tale of a good friend of mine who altered his Government Staff Directory to list his job function as “Sometimes ruler of Zartazia and leader of the Krells. My favourite colour is blue.”

He returned from leave today to find the following E-mail waiting fro him:


"A recent inspection of the Staff Directory has revealed a couple of errors.

The first is that the telephone number listed for you, 3433, is unobtainable.

The second is that I understand that Zarquon the Third had been recently elected leader of the Krells, following an unfortunate episode in a bathtub with his predecessor Zarquon the 93rd. Well the Krells never did understand the whole space-time continuum issue."

….someone somewhere almost has a sense of humour !