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Fencing Sculptor's Diary

The Ramblings of a Reluctant Civil Servant

I'm British therefore I moan about the Weather......
But what in the name of cricket and cream-teas has happened to Summer ?

It looks like, and temperature wise feels like bloody October out there !

The Game’s Up Sonny!
As the saying goes, “All good things must come to an End”.

Caddyman recently recounted the tale of a good friend of mine who altered his Government Staff Directory to list his job function as “Sometimes ruler of Zartazia and leader of the Krells. My favourite colour is blue.”

He returned from leave today to find the following E-mail waiting fro him:

"A recent inspection of the Staff Directory has revealed a couple of errors.

The first is that the telephone number listed for you, 3433, is unobtainable.

The second is that I understand that Zarquon the Third had been recently elected leader of the Krells, following an unfortunate episode in a bathtub with his predecessor Zarquon the 93rd. Well the Krells never did understand the whole space-time continuum issue."

….someone somewhere almost has a sense of humour !

Pet camel kills Australian woman
I saw this story in the Metro this Morning and a friend jsut forwarded me a lik to the BBC News...

It concerns a woman who was killed by her pet Camel


I can think of better ways to be humped to death.
Uma Thurman would be one.....